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December 9, 2016

 VOCAL MASTER: Rock star will you become? Hear you, we can.  But afraid to sing with balls I think.

 

PADAWAN SINGER: (a little angry) What's that got to do with anything?

 

VOCAL MASTER: Everything. Singing without balls is the path to the dark side... singing without balls leads to pop-music... pop-music leads to easy listening… easy listening leads to Michael Bubble. Beware of Michael Bubble you must. Bubble tempts many with the promise of Christmas hits. Seductive the dark side is.

 

PADAWAN SINGER: (angrily) I am not afraid of Michael Bubble!

 

VOCAL MASTER: A metal-head must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. I sense crooning in you.

 

PADAWAN SINGER: (quietly) I am not afraid to sing with balls.

 

VOCAL MASTER: Your cells contain a high concentration of metal-choir-ians. The Force is strong with you. Train you, we will.

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